World's Shortest Books
FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg
ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Barney Frank (D-Mass) & Boy George
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
&
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by PETA
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
BRITISH DENTISTRY
Labels: Humor
posted by Dawn @ 9/16/2006 12:18:00 AM
14 comments
14 Comments:
These are all funny, but the last is a riot!!!
Eye
that's really funny.
Hey Eye! I added that last one because I thought it was a riot, too. I stole it from one of the guys on "Who's Line Is It Anyway." Not sure if you're familiar with the show. Drew Carey is the host.
Hey Daniel! Long time no see! I hope things are well with you.
I see that you are blogging again at a new web address. I will be sure to update the link ASAP.
Thanks for stopping by. I look forward to reading your blog.
Ah, irony and saracasm - my two friends together again! Quite funny, yet sad too...
Leo, what two friends would that be?
Dawn,
My friends are irony and sarcasm. All I am saying is that I appreciate the irony and cycnical humor in the titles of the "books" I have always enjoyed reading satirical articles that lampoon popular personalities who are obviously not worthy of their standing in culture.
The sadness is that these people are held in esteem by the popular media.
Leo
O, okay Leo, I see now. LOL I just could not figure out who your two friends were. Sorry. I'm a little slow sometimes.
Dawn,
An old friend of mine stopped by to see me today in my office. He was on a business trip from Texas. It was a wonderful surprise -- I had no idea he was coming to Atlanta. He was responsible for introducing me to Floyd.
I encouraged him to check out or blogging and he promised to do so. Hope your week is going well!
In Him,
Eye
Oh how nice! I can imagine how pleased you were to see your old friend.
We were at Floyd's tonight. It was good as always. I was really confused about the 7th seal during the tribulation. I think I'm beginning to understand it a little better. I keep forgetting to ask my husband to explain it to me. (We have others who ride with us and we tend to talk about other things on the way home.) Anyway, Floyd went over it again and I'm beginning to get it, but still need a little help. I'm sure it's not that hard, it's just me not being able to ask questions RIGHT THEN AND THERE. And it's not worth me staying later to ask him, though I'm sure he'd be more than happy to explain it. :-)
My week is going well. Hubby is on vacation and we are just doing things around the house.
Hope you have a great rest of the week!
I love this post, Dawn. Very funny!
I'm glad you enjoyed it Rose. Thanks for stopping by!
How true Dawn!! Especially the one about "Revs" Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson & all the "help" they poured on New Orleans after Katrina!
Hi David! Thanks for stopping by. I continually forget that these men claim to be preachers of the gospel!
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