Two-Day Course For Men
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY - ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step-by-step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS - DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS - BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT
Learning how to live with being wrong all the time
Can any of you identify?
Labels: Humor
posted by Dawn @ 1/11/2008 03:43:00 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
LOL...!I think I'll sign up for Learning how to find things and the shopping companion classes.
One question - This getting over it class...does it include recognizing when women may actually be wrong and how to respond properly?
Oh! I have an idea! How about a breakout session on helping women learn not to fall prey to letting the sun go down on their wrath.
One final idea, I recommend that those who complete both sessions receive Michael’s Hazardous Material's Sheet!
Leo asks, "One question - This getting over it class...does it include recognizing when women may actually be wrong and how to respond properly?"
Leo, it is so very apparent that you desperately need this class. Obviously you are not over it yet because we are NEVAH wrong! ;-P
Leo says, "Oh! I have an idea! How about a breakout session on helping women learn not to fall prey to letting the sun go down on their wrath."
Yet another reason that you must get to this class ASAP as it would help with men not giving women a reason for falling prey to letting the sun go down on their wrath. :-)
Yes, the much of the Hazardous Materials Sheet will come in quite handy as it will help the men to remember what they've learned in class and why the this sheet exists.
This is priceless! I bet they have these classes at Menard's.
Mind if I repeat them on my blog?
No, I do not mind at all. Please do!
Very good. I enjoyed reading those. I especially liked "learning how to find things"
Rose, my favorite is the last one.
GETTING OVER IT
Learning how to live with being wrong all the time
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