Saturday, September 16, 2006

World's Shortest Books


FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore


MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg


ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Barney Frank (D-Mass) & Boy George


MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
&
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton


MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden


THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman


THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry


A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian


ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell


THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by PETA


THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy


MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jesse Jackson


BRITISH DENTISTRY


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Monday, September 04, 2006

Benny Fynn Ministries


Coming Soon To Faith Chapel!

My Pentecostal Pup!


Receive Your Healing NOW!


Benny Fynn praying for Scout
Benny Fynn Ministries

"Paws and know that He is Lord!"
Psalm 46:10
(New Chihuahua Translation)


Casting Out Demons!

Bosco acting like a little demon!

A New Creature in Christ!

Bosco, my little dork


Background: We have three dogs (Chihuahuas) named Bosco, Scout and Fynn. Fynn had the habit of pawing her non-blood "siblings." It looked to us like Fynn was praying when she put her paws on their heads and Hubby was able to capture it on film. One day hubby presented me with a bookmark he had created which I now share with you all. I hope you enjoy it as much as I still do. :-)

Disclaimer: I do not follow or agree with the ministries of Benny Hinn; nor do I follow any "Word of Faith" doctrine. (Though I am not a cessationist.) This is simply a parody created by my husband.

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Friday, September 01, 2006

Eye On The Sky

My good friend Eye is posting on eschatology. Should be an interesting discussion what with so many differing views on the subject.

Eye On The Sky.

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